If you’re a nail biter, go for it. Just don’t leave your “bread crumbs” near someone else’s desk.

Working for McKinney is stressful. Work, period, is stressful. This really set in after an eye-opening meeting with my first boss at McKinney. I told her I was about to break. The pace--it was just too much. "I come in, and I start working, and I just don't stop. It's just nonstop," I pouted. I thought coming in early, skipping lunch breaks, and leaving late was just unheard of.
"That's McKinney," she said. No follow-up. No smile or twinkle in the eye to say, That's McKinney, but not really... You're one of a kind, and working through all that stress and pressure is what makes you stand out, Joel. Here's a raise.
But that just wasn't the case. Now, workplace stress, especially a workplace like McKinney, may lead to a stress-induced bad habit (or two). Smoking, grinding of the teeth, nail biting. Arguably, smoking is the most objectively "disgusting." But since I smoke, I will move on to gross-stress-induced habit #3.
Wikipedia says (proof of this blog post's literary substance), "Onychophagia or nail biting is a common oral compulsive habit in children and adults, affecting around 30% of children between 7 to 10 years and 45% of teenagers." But, of course, there are no stats for adult nail biting on Wikipedia. And no, I'm not researching for that info because I've already seen enough pictures of stubby, nail-bitten digits for one afternoon.
Nail biting, a habit that we know exists beyond childhood, may be turning into an epidemic at McKinney. No, I haven't seen an excessive amount of nibbled fingertips in meetings recently. However, I did spot a stray, bitten off nail near my desk and then another on the "smokers' balcony" the next day.
Now, is this gross? Yes. Am I bothered? Not really. If McKinneyites are stressed to the point of biting a nail or two, it means people around here are working. Really working. People are coming in early, skipping lunch breaks, and leaving late. So what if they chew off a nail out of stress (or hunger if they really are skipping those lunches); all I know is that I've wanted to bite off more than a fingernail when I am at the top of my stress threshold. And if "That's McKinney," a fingernail on the ground suddenly becomes a little less gross.